AN OPEN PROPOSAL

Searching for a brand new man
With a loving caring heart
Smiles must come easily
Right from the very start

Need a strong shoulder
For times when I am sad
He needs to be sensitive
To things that make me mad

Must like to wait on women
Be at my beckon call
Otherwise don't answer me
Cause on your butt you'll fall

Must like to spoil me rotten
Looking for a new spouse
Only one thing to remember
Home is called the hen house

If you can live up to these rules
Then your the man for me.
Hurry and respond below
One more thing no sports on my TV.